Patchicus "Patches" Ilvidicus

Age: unknown. presumably in his 50s, given the time period

Appearance: a dirty, scrawny old man. Boney and lanky, with a short but thick and scraggly gray-white beard. Missing most of his teeth and tends to wear a mixture of rags from discarded clothing and bare feet. Has a slight southern accent at times.

Personality: eccentric, playful, cocky. A wily old coot who's seen his share in his days, by gum!

Patches has lived such a strange mixture of an educated, dangerous, cursed, and random life that he has shunned any notion of there being such a thing as gods looking out for mankind. This has created mixed results in this community, mostly his running around yelling crazy and spiteful theories on the origins of the gods to attempt to disprove them. By mixture of his cunning, quickness, and luck, he seems to eternally outwit Ted, the usualy disposer of upstarts, criminals, and hobos. Most things about him in unknown, but he appears to be indeed very intelligent and non-violent, if not at least slightly insane. By combination of all this, he may have acquired immunity to the wrath of gods and monsters alltogether via "reverse belief magic."

Feet: 4. PE (3), Dodge (3)

Guts: 3.

Hands: 2. Shop (3)

Brains: 4. Outthink (3), Notice (2), Remember (2), Astrophysics (4)

Face: 2. Putdown (3), Connive (2)