El Rondo

Age: over 3500 years

Appearance: tall, unnaturally thin but with lean muscles on him. Wears a complex luchador mask inlaid with gold and a crown symbol on his forehead. Tends to go shirtless everywhere and with thick pants.

Personality: loud, honorable, loyal. El Rondo is a man of his word, and while brave and adventurous, he suffers from many flaws from his near immortality. He is willing to accept a loss for a long-term win, and to bide his time for when he or his forces will be at their strongest. However, when worked into a passionate enough frenzy, he will hurl himself blindly into his enemies. For the defeat and conquest of his people, has a loud and negative reaction to the name of Sam X. Despite his vigor and tenacity, he remains simply not that powerful a fighter in close combat compared to the meatier humans.

Fav Thing: honorable combat, leading his people to triumph, avenging his people against SAM EEEEEEEEEEX!!!

Long-time king of the elves of Anti-Christmas Land, El Rondo is among the greatest of warriors, generals, and wise men of his people. With little to compete with them in their land, the elves lived peacefully amongst themselves, though engaging in regular hunting and wrestling out of sport. Living comfortably and contemplating (when not wrestling) in his gingerbread castle, it was long into his reign that Sam X showed herself with her horde of krampus, overtaking the elves rather quickly.

To escape the sealing of his peoples' fate, El Rondo commanded the elves to flee into the woods and await his command. He engaged a ritual to enter himself in an enchanted death-like sleep, until such a time when Sam X lowered her guard and his people would need him to lead them in an uprising.

This never really happened, since Lance and Max woke him up before all this. He planned a crusade to rally his kind again, but this was cut short when the kids decided to raid Sam X's fortress upfront and defeat her in their name. While he has yet to provide much in return, he has declared the children heroes, himself in their debt, and a couple of holidays for them each.

Feet: 3. Kicking (3), PE (3)

Guts: 3. Wrestling (4), Courage (2)

Hands: 2. Shop (2), Punching (1), Blocking (1)

Brains: 2. Elven Lore (5), Outthink (1)

Face: 4. Charm (2), Putdown (1)

Relationships: Lucha! (2), Elvenkin (3), All Things Gingerbread (1)